Eisner And Ovitz On The Roof

Eisner and Ovitz On The Roof
(to the tune of "To Life!")

To Mike
And Mike
Two Michaels
That's one Michael more than you need
With every thing that we knew of them
How could the two of them
Ever think they'd succeed?

This pair of Michaels
Like two spinning wheels on a bike
But if they're overinflated then
Blow-ups are fated when
They run over a spike

(bridge)
Every time they are together
Each Mike tells us "Mike is someone that I like"
Now we understand which Mike
Each Mike must have in mind
When Mike says "I like Mike!"

(chorus)
So Mike
It must be thrilling
To send every friend on a hike
First you told Jeff "Au Revoir,Ami,
Leave off your men's room key
Now you've done it....to Mike!!